Jerry, you need to find god
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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