i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
she peed on how many people?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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