Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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