brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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