i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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