So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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