I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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