Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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