No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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