I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
She even gives head with a lisp.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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