my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
