i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
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My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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