My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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