My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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