another moral hangover. fuck.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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