and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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