She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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