Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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