this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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