He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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