Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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