he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
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my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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