he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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