I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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