The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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