so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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