hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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