Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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