We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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