I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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