Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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