i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Sorry about my life...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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