I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
its not stalking. its research.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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