Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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