we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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