is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
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a search helicopter?!
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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