he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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