how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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