I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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