he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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