Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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