doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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