ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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