I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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