You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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