There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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