Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Randomize
