I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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