btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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