Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She even gives head with a lisp.
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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