from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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