its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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