Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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