Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
How naked do you want me to be?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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